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I've become addicted to "A"s (I've gone back to college), love eating and cooking everything but goat cheese, I always try to please everyone and laugh without wetting myself or snorting. I love reading and keeping up with current events, I value my friends. And most especially, I'm a proud mother of four and an excessively proud grandmother of five.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

...of a New Chrismas Carol...

Sung to the tune of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen."

Wake up, old Rod Blagojevich,
the Feds just rang your bell. Just
step outside ... and take a
ride ...no time for extra gel.
They heard the tape ... there's
no mistake ... this state's half-way
to Hell.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy,
save Illinois! Oh, tidings of comfort
and joy.
. . . . .
How could you, Rod Blagojevich,
this really has me beat.
It wasn't nice ... to put a price .... on that there Senate seat.
The way you threatened Wrigley Field How can the Cubs compete?
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, save Illinois! Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.
. . . . .
Get real there, Rod Blagojevich, you're much too smart a man.
Remember what this state has done to Otto, George and Dan.
If Durbin doesn't write a note You'll join them in the can.
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy, save Illinois! Oh, tidings of comfort and joy.

posted by Cinnabitch | 4:31 PM

1 Comments:

Blogger Mohawk Chieftain said...

Cute little Christmas carol: you should be a jingle writer, instead of a gourmet chef.

10:36 AM  

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