..."There once was a young man from Leeds..

Who swallowed a packet of seeds.
Great tufts of grass sprounded out of his ass,
And his balls were all covered with weeds."

Dad said that when he went to a Carnegie Tech class reunion during the 1950s, he visited the library (photo above) and much to his delight, found a copy of his printing engineering class project--the infamous book of limericks on a shelf. Being an honest man, he initially left it there. But when he impusively decided to go back and "acquire" it for his own personal collection, he discovered that someone had beat him to the punch.