...ya might like a little joke...

The Boss was in a quandary.

He had to downsize the office and narrowed it down to one of two people:
Debra or Jack. It was an impossible decision -- they were both super
workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one
who used the water cooler the next morning.

Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all
night. She went straight to the cooler to take an aspirin.

The Boss approached her and said: 'Debra, I've never done this before, but
I have to lay you or Jack off.'

'Could you jack off?', she said. 'I feel like shit this morning.'