Cinnabitch's Living Will

I, Cinnabitch, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers / doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:

* Glass of chocolate milk with chocolate chip cookies
* Margarita
* Brownies
* Chocolate chocolate chip cheesecake
* Brie cheese with Carr's whole wheat crackers & grapes
* Mexican food, especially tamales, chilis rellenos, flautas & frijoles
* Lazagna and garlic bread
* Lindt Dark Chocolate Truffles
* Chocolate ice cream w/hot fudge sauce & whipped cream
* A cup of tea with scones with butter and lemon curd
* Chocolate-dipped strawberries
* All of the above,

it should be presumed that I won't ever get better.

When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.

Further, if I should ever ask for goat cheese, or be seen eating it, JUST SHOOT ME right then and there. It means I have full-blown, advanced stage Alzheimer's disease...I am not kidding.